Now North Wales is land of mystery and mountain of secret and hidden valleys and of the ancient Druid island of Anglesea. Just the right place for a real magical wizard like Wormwood to live.
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And where exactly do you think a wizard should live? Deep in a damp cave..."Pah no" says Wormwood, he doesn't like the cold and damp.
In the Forest with the Elves and Goblins?
" No indeed" says Wormwood, " I get hayfever....all those plants would have me sneezing all day."
High up in the trees with the Fairies?
Ah no...fairies can fly and Wormwood can't. He gets vertigo just thinking about trees.
Alright then, down in the meadow with the cows and sheep.
" Ugh...they smell you know".
Oh well, he'll just have to live in a special little house.
One that has comfy furniture and a nice warm bed. One with smart wallpaper and fluffy rugs. Not at ALL what I thought a real Wizard like Wormwood would be after. No dearie me.
And we all thought that Mandrake was a softy?
Night night Wormwood. Sleep Tight.
You know, it was never this way in the Hobbit. Magic isn't what it used to be. <sigh>.
Thanks to Ashleigh Carter for her super photos!
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